Jokes

these 3 jokes are originally created by me.... if u heard it b4 i dunno but seriously i created these by myself

1. wats the opposite botak??
Its yotak!!!! bo in chinese is no and yo is got. i dunno simply create.

2. One day at tuition a boy is talking about sex. One girl scolds him and says "ur mouth very dirty lar!!!"

the next day however the boy dies.... why??'

becoz he went home and try to wash his mouth with soap and then kena poison.


3. A man who is going to die tells his wife that no matter what he will go to heaven if he dies.
finally he dies and is on da way to heaven. On the way he see dat alot of ppl choose to go to hell. some who supposed to go to heaven oso wan go to hell. Hell entrance so full cannot see inside hell oso. However the man continues his journey to heaven. When he reach heaven e sees that it is empty except for a few people. after check in, the man went for a walk and found a small door to go in to hell.

As soon as he enter hell he finds that the place is 1000 times cooler and more comfortable than heaven. And oso there is no fire at all. He is amazed and and looks around. then he sees the devil and asks him "what happened to all the fire that is supposed to be here?"

The devil reply " oi u think i very rich arr. Petrol prices went up so high how am i supposed to burn fire all the time"


so those are my jokes. hope u enjoyed them.