Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Pravin


As promised...A true story about Pravin


Pravin shan, my classmate, is a very short boy and he is very very skinny. he has only bones and skin without any flesh. We call him 'katiye'( short in tamil) because he is very short. he has no muscle at all and can hardly carry a school desk, even though he goes for badminton training every weekend.

He has short hair that looks like its glued to his head. We call it the priakk! hairstyle. Some times he does the chicken head hairstyle and it looks ridiculous. He has a mole on his right eyelid and his ears are too big for his head. His eyelashes are very long and makes him look like a girl with short hair.

He has very thin legs too. They are so fragile tht if someone accidentally hits his leg, it would shatter into a million pieces XD. It seems more fragile than glass..

His voice is as shrill as a banshee. If you listen to him talk for too long, you might damage your eardrums. He thinks he is very great because he can run far distances , but he is actually very weak.

He claims to be a pro in fifa, but he lost to Weng Ju three times in FIFA 08. He is also very noob in Counter Strike. He goes for two addmaths tuition but still doesn't know how to do the workings properly. Instead he always borrows Daniel's book and only puts effort in copying Daniel's work. Not only that, he copies people's tactics in Fantasy Premier League Manager. However he still looses.

Pravin also thinks he can imitate certain teachers but sadly his imitations are terrible. His school uniform is forever faulty because there is no front pocket. Even more surprising is the absence of his Adam's apple and a**. He also doesn't know how to tie a tie. His tie's knot is bigger than his nose. He also has a square in between his eyebrows when he frowns. However this is slowly disappearing as the days go by.

Pravin also likes to play games with his friends and he is friendly. he is very trustworthy when supplying us with m**c*n during the festive season. We all like to do buisness with him during this time of the year. He also likes to cycle around town and play footbal like a mad person (sometimes only).

So thats what Weng Ju and me have to say about our dear friend pravin. hahaha. So continue to grow and become more like steven Gerard. Good Luck for your SPM.

1 comment:

Wei Lim_93 said...

hahaha... ure right abt him....