ade ade....

yo adebayour....whats wrong man...
we made u who u are today...and yet ur frens, u hurt them..
man show us ur a human man.....or are you a monkey...
arsenal is way better den man city....ur just another lousy player i guess.....haizz
once a hero, now an enemy....

trials over and we meet SPM soon...how leh???
its either do or die, sink or swim.

els camp

haloo...im back to visit me blog..

well da holidays are like usual for me...boring..except for d so called summer camp i went for..

it all began by waitin at the skul bus stop so d skul bus took us to the jetty at shabandar. After waitin 4 about half n our we then went on the ferry which took us to redang...dis was my 1st time goin redang bt i had been to tioman bfore...

so on d ferry, me william n ashraf with the adventourous spirit manage to get on deck...
just d three of us enjoying the sea breeze...after we took our pics then oni we went to tell d others dt dey cn go up....haha...we escaped when almost 40 ppl were crowding dat place. when we gt dere we had to walk darn long to gt to the place we were gonna b stayin...a pusat ko-kurikulum. when we realise we were goin to be under the jabatan supervision during dese stay here...most of us were kinda pissed off. i was here to stay and relax, not havin to wear long pants all the time. can u blieve that...must wear long pants at all times...what.???

william and me both packed all short pants oni...haha we were gonna b dead meat...until the ajk asked tcher to persuade the ppl dere to let us do our own activity by ourself...so oni the water activities would be supervised by them jabatan fellas.

so d first day was water confidence at a nearby beach. how ironic when ashraf n me go swimmin every week and william is the state swimmer...hah...anyway we got to the beach by lorry. imagine dat...18 guys standin on the lorry..and wat a wild ride that was. we all were standin on the lorry as it went past on off road terrain..dat was cool. when we gt dere....da scenery was traquilising....simply beatifull....singed by God.

anyway we had sand castle building and my team won when they made the nice penyu...sad to say i was too lazy to help...i just dug up sand for my teamates....Ashraf, Andy, Fatin, Lam, Jessica ...hmm anybody else,,, i think im missing someone??

bdway that nigth we the form 5 took our est paper...n the few of us stayed there chit chattin until late passed midnight...then we went to our dorm to sleep. bt sleep we did not...me ashraf n william were makin noise like nobodies buisness...lim oso joined us in the ruckus.. awha we were mad mad....n then the monkey came...oops i meant the camp commanden....wah he was shouting like a terrorist hijackin the dorm. den he left us....bt me and ashraf kept laughing till he came again...dis time he was like 10 terrorist..wah.. after dat we went to sleep. oh ya i forgt to mention earlier on during lunch some monkeys stole a bunch of chips from my bag..smhow the supervisor there managed to get it back for me....hmm did he wrestle the monkeys or maybe he is the monkeys leader...beats me.

well the next day naik boat go marine park....we snorkel da whole mornin. saw alots of corals...soft and hard....highlight is i saw dis damn blardy big krapu....giant one man....can feed 20 ppl easily....still gt more flesh i think.

den after d marine park we went to an uninhibited island..over dere nt much to see....den we went to laguna...dere was lots to see,,,haha...den after seein some baby sharks....i saw 1 oni damn,,,we went back. after dat....

dat night suppose to have pirate night barbeq..
but as usual me william and ashraf do dunno bout it....i guess all the boyz do dunno...
bt some of the gurls smangat came down with make up n all. haha
we had a laugh at dem...den sudenly no api.....no electicity but the barbq was still being prepared...

so we shared ghost stories which slowly went into jokes thanks to me...den we enjoyed the barbeq n went of to sleep...2nite we really lowered down the volume but ashraf me n chua wei lim decided 2 continue our jokes sharing..

next day we went to the water confidence place for telematch...we gt dere and the games begin...n i tld my teamates...we play to lose la....just for the fun of it. first game supposed to eat a mentos of the string....for the fun of it i decided to cheat....n i won. next game hd to build raft to go n gt d pail which gt some food...the raft finally no use oso..waste of plastic bag n sello tape...ashraf brought back a pail which had curry powder and banana for us to eat...i being super adrenalin filled ate the curry powder like dat instead of dipping the banana and eating....wah i went mad for awhile dere,.so we were behind as ppl began to dig for a bottle and watermelon....how evr my team found it first so we gt the lead and finaly won......wah we cheated and finnaly won...haha

we gt back n packed n finaly left back 4 mainland....like dat lo...my first trip to redang...

stop by

hi there to all those who used to read my blog....i feel bad that i had left my blog for 5 whole months.....this year this is my first post....

mayb i can say its bcoz dis year spm and n time to use computer....but seriously i was lazy to login to dis blog....

in da 5 months deres so many things dat happened,,,, happy moments, sad moments, crazy moments, drunk moments n lots more....

so many things....all of it i dint get the chance to share it....

what a time i shud be bloggin....

its first time ive loggd in in 5 months....ok
its rite now 1.12 am ....sumthing i was used to doing last year but stopped dis year as it was nt gud..
tomorrow got skul..ok
2moro got moral fizik n mm mid year exam....why aint i studyin,,, dats da craziest part.
been sittin at the com since 11....completely din study except take a peek at nilai paper..
haizz spm is close....den we go our different ways...

im suprised at wats gonna happen...

so to all my frens dun be suprised if u see me on mtv being the drummer for some rock band...or if u see my clinic in about maybe 10 years time...or mayb just a civil engineer ke...or watever im doin lar......

that just leaves one thing to say...i gotta study hard..i ve been saying that for the past 5 months but havent done a thing bout it.... man ive really been tokin cock for some time..


so peace off...im probbaly gonna sleep now.....hope to post soon.... cya

Empty

now a sad feeling of emptiness has filled the house... both my brother and sister have left after the christmas holidays. trhe house is quiet. now i feel slightly lighter..cuz i just cut my hair.

so in a week i will go back to school. what a dreadful thought. Christmas this year was great. My family had prepared a sort off open house. we invited a few people and had lots of fun that day. for those i dint invite, sorrly lar....not enough food then.

sad though last Arsenal match we were leading when all of a sudden we drew with the aston villains. what a sad note to end the year of 08 for arsenal.

so until my next post...merry christmas and a happy new year to all my readers...

astounding....

23 dec 08- A wonderful day for local K. Terengganu football team X-Juniorz as they have successfully won their friendly match against old time rivals Chung Hwa form 3. The match which kicked off at about 9 am this morning was filled with action throughout the whole match. Abdul Hakim Ghazali who was back for the holidays, scored the opening goal with a beatiful lob shot that went straight above the keepers head.

However X-juniorz were determined to put their past behind them and widen the gap. Muhamad Ashraf, the team star player, managed to do just that by netting two more goals. X-juniorz goalkeeper, Tan weng ju, was tested early in the match too, by some attacking from the chung hwa forwards. Nevertheless their efforts were useless. After the half-time break the game seemed to slow down a bit as the weather was getting to the players heads. the chung hwa players mustered enough energy and managed to score a few more goals but they failed to equalise. The final score was 7-5 to X-juniorz. Today X-juniorz have only won one of their many meetings with the chung hwa form 3. They managed to win today also due to the great defending by the captain, Gan Teik Wern, and three other defenders, namely Aaron, Wee choon khai and Arul. The Chu brothers put up spectacular footwork from the right side, and on the other side was the dual attacking by Ashraf and Hakim.

X-juniorz manager, Arul Divyan Pakiam said that he was very happy with the teams co-operation despite a few of the usual players not being able to make it due to undisclosed reasons. "The new strategy worked very the fine ah, on the whole we only missed a few chances during the game. I feel very the proud ah, because er after the 4 years of the playing, our team aer is very the hot and the spicy, eh I mean our team has become very good." said the south terengganu based team manager.

The chung hwa players were a bit sadenned by the loss and left the stadium soon after the match ended. The X-juniorz players were later seen having a nice kampung style breakfast at a local stall. The official score of the match was 7-5.

last night

dis mornin i received my prize money from the one and only Samy Velu.....anyway i dunwan put any comment on da meeting or him for fear of being put under I.S.A......lolzzzz. tabik spring to RPK.

well last night i spent making christmas cookies in a very sad mood....why u may ask?? well bcoz my team Arsenal drew 1-1 with the @#$%##$% #$@##%$ liverfools. what a waste for the gunners..the title seems to edge away from us inch by inch. however i still believe it is in reach for us. Last nights game was so sad... robbie keanes goal was sheer luck. any way until next week....when our next match is on.

and christmas is comming.......happy holidays.

campzzz

Last week i went for a camp in kuantan.....well i surely had fun there. i got to meet many of my old friends there... really had lots of fun and lots of games there.

and if u thought i was gonna write a whole post about the camp....well ur wrong..
darn lazy bout it....haha

oh ya and yesterday i played in the malaysian badminton superseries....no lar just Kelab india terengganu badminton......mens doubles and won 4th place.... wat a tiring day.....

bye

back 2 skewl (blerrk)

it feels terrible to know that in less then 2 weeks it will be back to da stupid zone where we dread to go............even worse is the fact that this last year of having to go to school is shared with the dreadful SPM(Saya Pasti Mati). cheers to those who have past and passed this examinations.

it will feel realy akward that this will be the last year of my schooling. half of me feels sad and the other half is happy. mixed feelings. However there will be one gigantic monster i will have to slay on my way out of schooling life. SPM. i dun think i have studied enuf and i still have not mastered the first chapter in addmaths. that might give u some light on how much i 've studied this whole 2008. Feels scary that im not ready for spm.

anyway there's two more weeks to enjoy b4 i go back to hell so i better enjoy it.

P.S. a gr8 christmas present from my favourite team arsenal..............trash the shit out of the liverfools this sunday. hahahaha

hi

well im here to post another blog cuz ppl have been asking me to update....so ok ill update...
well im kinda lazy to upload my pics so thats why i might have not blogged...

but the past is history....and that reminds me of the late Dato Razali....it was so sad to hear that he had passed on.
i have listened to his speaches and they are very motivational......

well i have been workin for the past ten days at da Ri-yaz resort and spa...formerly know as the heritage bay where the famous Monsoon cup takes place.

Last year i was only visiting....this year i was there everday for ten days.....

it was indeed very valueable experience that i gt while working there....during the monsoon cup week, i had to take care of the bar...cool huh. well it wasn hard work....but the previous week, tupperware had a function at the resorts ballroom. we had to prepare 1000 pax, which means 1000 sets of chairs,chaircovers plus chair ribbons and alot more stuff.

and ironically it was us who had to remove all the covers and chairs which we so difficultly put on perfectly for the tupperware function....1000 pax is no joke.

back and gone

i kinda promised mich and jia yun that i would update my blog. but since the exams have started imma lay down on the computer for a while.

and no this blog aint dead. im dead haha.

after the exams i will pull myself together and blog bout the lcds dinner which i really enjoyed.

anyway cheerios evryone.

SOME MALAYSIANS DON'T LEARN

i dun wanna talk to much so ill just let the pics tell the story.



i took the picture kinda late by a few seconds. the fellow was facing the wrong side of the road.
should have sent these to star or nst and get 50 bucks. ppls mistakes bring us entertainment, and some money too.

back....hopefuly

well im back to say hi again to bloggin life. lets hope so. cuz with evrybody makin sure there are exams and tuisyen and makin u study, we cant find the time to post on our blog.

sheesh i was joking. i got all the time to sit in front of my pc...a new acer 17 inch lcd monitor to enjoy and a beautiful number of 760 mb of ram to enjoy some games and better performance. Well i guess i was born a lazy guy but somehow i got the keys to my blog and got the typing bug once more.

well to tell the truth, ever since my last post which was wat? jUNe?? so much has happen. one of the most important was my brothers wedding which i feel has no need to be elaborated on. haha

so im just gonna sit here and crap a bit. hmm maybe ill get an honour by the Queen, "i hereby dubb thee, SIR CRAPALOT! ;P

i was thinking of gettin myself a new 256 mb vga card at the pikom pc fair but i 4rgot bout it when i saw this pretty hot chick. nah i just saw a plain 2gb mp4 player and bought it for a bargain price of USD 160. SOrry more like RM 160. my dad on the other hand got himself somethin for the same price but has 80times bigger memory than the mp4. hehe he bought a 160 gig portable hard disk. oh and this happened a week ago.

well i hardly post pix on my blog so im gonna give ya some pics.

playin nfsu2 with the new monitor

the new PDA i got. hehe MP4 je.

SUKMARELAWAN

being a normal kid in kt would mean sitting with the computer all day long or maybe going out for one or two minutes and rushing back in becoz its too hot out there...(seriously the heat can sometimes melt your brain or somethin). all this during holidays. But this year's holidays took a dramatic turn.

Sukma was on in terengganu. So a week before the sukma starts Uncle majeet asks me to work at one of the showcase events which took place at SESMA.

On thursday Loga, loga's dad, pravin, and me went to sesma. When we arrived there uncle Munu told us that today we will be getting the venue ready. we carried bout 200 chairs for the spectators and bring about 150 fighting mats on thestage to be kept away. the next day we were given off.

Saturday was the day that the event started. It is known as silambam. it is a indian martial art where they use sticks to attack their opponent. here are a few videos.....





I was given a name tag and i was on duty as sukarelawan with Pravin, Thrisham Jasteen, Suveen, Nesh, Kushi, Loga Thrishal and a few others. we had alot of work to do like setting up the computer for the judges, getting the place ready for some VIP. helping the participants who were injured. At the end of that day we went to the school field to see another showcase event called kabbadi. this too is a indian game which is a bit like galah panjang.

The next day SUNDAY. the last and best day i had during these holidays(eventhough the holidays were officially over hehe). the silambam went on as normal with the volunteers having alot of fun during the day. once the competition was over, a few of the masters and students gave a small demonstration of different types of silambam. Then a certain vip came for the closing ceremony of the games. Later the sukarelawan heped to clear and clean up the school hall. Then at about 7.30 a few of us decided to go and see the football finals at the new stadium between terengganu and Perlis.

At the stadium, thrisham jasteen and myself got some seats close to the track and field as we were hoping that we would be able to catch the ball if it came towards the stands. Then Danica henna nesh and thrishal joined us. In the first half terengganu were leading 2-0. then suveen calls us up and tells us that we can actually use our name tags to get to better seats. yeah that is the track. meaning we could go on to the track and be face to face with the players. As the finish of the first half came closer terengganu scored another goal from a free kick.the crowd went wild with applause. when the first half finished we went and met up with suveen so we go to the field. however suveen danica nesh kushi henna and thrishal decided to go back. So only me thrisham and jasteen left..

We were on the field when the second half started and watched as terengganu play a beautiful game against perlis. i checked and found out that ashraf was close by and i greeted him. Being a big kaki bola and one of the best players in our gang im sure he must have wanted to be on the field. It was great to see all the terengganu supporters cheering on for their players. Terengganu were leading 5-1 after a spectacular penalty shot and another goal when the final whistle was blown. the perlis players were rather sad and lay down on the field in sadness while the terengganu player laid down in happiness. Then the guy who scored the free kick for terengganu, the one which we dubbed CR7 because of his number 7 jersey, kicked the ball towards the stands. but fortunately for the three of us the ball fell short of the stands and landed just nicely in front of us. we kept the ball and returned home with shock at our luck in obtaining the match ball.

this was a great experience as this was my first live match that i have watched. the team that i supported won, the new stadium was beautiful and grand and we get to keep the match ball. it was emotional to see the number of supporters who had turned up and the unity that evryone showed when it comes to football. i hope that i will have many more experience like this to come my way as i still have a long way to go in life. as tommorow i return to hell on earth and i noe that i did terrible in my mid year exam i have a feeling i might go down to another class. so ill try to stay positive and not do nything stupid cuz the school is truly and always be hell to me........

sukma

Sukma…. Something we trengganurians(hope that’s right) have been waiting for. Well today I was lucky enough to be able to go to the batu burok akuatik complex. I managed to get pass security to the place where all the athletes get to rest and get ready for their events. The reason I get to come to this part of the center is because my gud friend William(not Daniel William Henry Bei go, but Lim William the most eligible bactchelor in K.T :X…..) is taking part in the games.

Somehow even though its not me competing, there is a little pride in being able to say my friend swims for the state or my friend plays football for the state and country. Anyway, the Morons gang show up. They are Amalina, Afina Mimi Yuyu Hani and Andriea. Choon Khai was there too. We all chilled in the air conditioned room that was actually meant for the athletes.some started playing cards while some lay back and enjoyed the cool air.

Later I took Choon Khai to a&w to make him taste the double moza burger. Most of my friends complain that the food there is not nice and compare it with KFC and MCD. A&W has its own different taste and nothing can compare to the double mozza burger. Now im not gonna be able to describe it to you now, so why don’t y’all just go there and try it for yourself.

We then get pass the security and wait for 5 oclock for the events to start. The day ends with a few wins and all and I wait for my mother enjoying another A&W burger. My mom picks me up and says lets go to esso cuz the petrol prices are goin up. I agree.

Unfortunately I agreed to get caught in an hour long traffic jam in the petrol station. There were even policemen in the station trying to regulate traffic. I finally got home and had my dinner and watched tv.

I think Ive gotten mad during the holidays because I noe tomorrow I gotta wake up early to get to my job at sesma but im sitting here in front of my monitor at 2 in the morning blogging. I suppose im only trying to kill myself before the holidays end. Cheerios then. Hope to stay alive and continue school.

holidays

Hello once again…..

I was reading all my friends blogs about their doings during the holidays and I fell like total crap…..most of the time I was stuck in front of the computer playing gta vice city like a mad person. 1^st of june I wanted to go see willia swimming but hell I got up early bput my jeans and guess wat….go back to sleep. However I did mange to play badminton with some friends, play night football and the normal Thursday football.

Still when I read ppls blog I say to myself “what the f**k I just wasted two glorious weeks of holidays….”

Well nevermind tomorrow I hope to be able to get to the aquatic complex and support William. Damn its been so long since I saw him. Somehow ive still got something to look forward to…. This 5^th 6^th 7^th and 8^th Im gonna work at sesma??? Where is that im not too sure. But im gonna be workin as….. dunno wat for the sukma showcase events silambam and kabadi.

Well that’s all I gotta say for now.

Football Knight....i mean Night

today friday was like normal.
then around 7.30 pravin calls me and asks me to go play football at batu burok joggers park.
well i was excited and went there immidietly.

There i waited with pravin for Weng ju, Thrisham, Jasteen, Shohael, Pheroz( shohael's brudder) and shivanand. we played with two mini goals. Weng ju jasteen and thrisham were on my team. we started the game at about 8.30. It was a great game as we played non-stop until at 9.30 my team was leading 3-0 thanks to my hat-trick.....fuhu bangga ler.........then since we were quite tired shivanand started to attack and managed to score,but before that weng ju scored a goal for us. later pravin scored two goals to bring the score to 4-3. so then we decided to play the last goaland pravins team was given choice of draw or loss. In the end pravin managed to get thrisham off guard and scored the last goal for the night. we then adjourned to the plaza makan batu burok to have drinks as we were very thirsty. we then went back home to sleep and wake up this morn.....or afternoon

Guess wat im back……

Sorry to my frequent readers…. I haven’t logged on for sometime… lots of exams and other busy events.

Imagine in da time I dint write…I mean blog…. I went for one camp….one football tournament, badminton tournament, beach soccer tournament, one birthday party, one mother’s day party, one carom and ping pong competition. Wah soooo many. Oh ya and one agonizing exam which lasted three weeks. Man that’s long..now its da holidays where we just sit and laze around and wait for SUKMA to start.

I want to tell u all about the camp and all that I have done but from the list above I believe I don’t want to write…. Blogspot might saman me for most blog entry in one day….,hehe just made that up. Well the other day I sat down and typed one whole long entry about the camp…..when I posted it some error occurred and you guessed it the whole page became BLANK. Shit!!! One whole hour of fervent writing all gone and lost I da cyber world… so I lost hope to continue writing and that could make a small part of why I dint bother to post in my blog.

So here I am turning a new leaf and trying to start my blog again.

I dunt really wanna play da tag game so all of u who tagged me sorry no tags. hehe

KEM GALA KO-KURIKULUM 2008

wah.... i noe some of you are disapointed cuz i dint update for some time already. well my apologies to u all cuz form 4 life is crzy......

back to the topic. ko kurikulum gala kem.

well i was happy to be selected to go for the camp. Nagen n pravin had to turn down the offer due to personal reasons, so they were replaced by william and weng ju.. that weekend i was going to spend in penang for my brothers civil wedding. I got back on sunday and left for the kem on monday. I wasnt sure where we were goin to stay in johor baru( yes johor baru....the kem is national level)and i dint noe exactly wat to bring. well i was packed and ready and arrived at school the next mornin. the three of us were then driven to pusat ko kuala berang. there the other reprsentatives from terengganu were gathered and we were to stay there one night b4 leaving to johor the next day. From what we were briefed on i supposed that we were goin to be staying in tents. later that night we practiced a traditional dance to be danced on the malam kebudayaan..

from terengganu there were 10 boys and 10 girls. the next mornin we left the pusat ko for johor....it was a long journey and on the way we watched the 6th day. we reached kem tasek utara johor baru at around 7 something. we were the last to reach the campsite. so we were taken immidietly to the moral session while our fellow muslim friends did their prayers. we were each given a excersise book and asked to make friends by exchanging email addreses n phone numbers... soon we were brought to the boys campsite to put up our tents. later that night we had ice breaking n group session where we had to build a tower out of straws.

the next morning

we started with aerobics and excersise n then divided into our activity groups. my first activity was high element. first we did reppeling were we climb down a wall. the next activity was the flying fox where we hang on a rope and glide over the lake. it was really fun to be able to do this activity. the next activity was the obstacle course which was fun and had alot of team work involved. that night we had the first part of the malam kebudayaan and terengganu along with sabah and a few other states danced some traditional dances. the next day we had kayaking. this was the most interesting activity as we kayaked along selat tebrau hafway to singapore in which we stopped at a small isle where the ruins of an ancient palace stood. one of the girls was traped by quick sand by almost knee height and tore her shoe before she was rescued. we then returned to the beach which was just next to the famous danga bay.

we got back and the last activity was orienteering and survival skills. however we could not complete the task of survival because heavy rain poured and it was called off. the next day was he openning ceremony for the gala and a few vips were present. there were many presentations by many different groups at the opening ceremony. later there was exibitions by various organisations. that day we were taken to see the city forest. it was more like a park

Football match

Yesterday morning at around 8am, at the ss1 football field, X-juniorz 'bertembung' wif our seniors Real F.C. i arrived around the same time as Liong. Whats he doing here? Well we got two import players from the underground team that is liong ming hui and tor chin chung. sice we were so few of us in our team i decided to play as goalkeeper. eventhough i have experience im not an accomplished goal keeper to the likes of jim and chung. I stopped playing gk for more than 6 months alredi cuz i broke my hand last year.

The game started fine until real fc scored past me. wat to do i aint gud at goalkeeping. luckily chu boon sern managed to capitalize for us. the game continued until they scored again. blame the defence of only one person that is willert yee. how can i cover the whole goal when two strikers are attacking and no more defence left. however thanks to liong who manage to convert a pass from dunno who into a goal. few minutes later our defence increased to 2 when hong wei arrived. however he arrived with a setback, he wasnt feelin so well. nvmd that, after a few minutes there was the halftime break. I ask my players to take more chances at scoring. we missed a lot of chances to shoot during the first half.

the second half begins.

alls well until real are attacking and its so crowded i cant see a thing and a shot comes whizzing into the goal. oh damn we concieved another goal. meanwhile at the other side of the field we missed at least five open goals. what a sad thing to happen. thankfully liong again manages to equalise for us. everything was fine cuz the game was goin to finish. then our defence increased to 3 when nagen showed up. we thought ok a draw will do. But then our worst fear came true when nagen made a stupid and terrible mistake which cost us the game. big time

as real fc midfielder Chua wei jim was bringing up the ball along nagens side, nagen went up to him after a while jim manged to get past him. we ask nagen to chase jim but i dunno wat went into him to make him stop and let jim have a free cross to suraj. the denders were all shocked at nagens behaviour and were all helpless as suraj rammed the volley straight into the goal. Gan as the captain was shouting at nagen at his foolishness. so was pravin and a few others.

the game was played beautifully with the likes of LIm wei lin showing some nice wing display. weng ju too also had a few chances. overall it was a great game except for the sore thumb which is nagens mistake. we hope to play real fc again soon and hope to win and also to improve our games so we can have a chance at winning the coveted LCDS tournament...

Jokes

these 3 jokes are originally created by me.... if u heard it b4 i dunno but seriously i created these by myself

1. wats the opposite botak??
Its yotak!!!! bo in chinese is no and yo is got. i dunno simply create.

2. One day at tuition a boy is talking about sex. One girl scolds him and says "ur mouth very dirty lar!!!"

the next day however the boy dies.... why??'

becoz he went home and try to wash his mouth with soap and then kena poison.


3. A man who is going to die tells his wife that no matter what he will go to heaven if he dies.
finally he dies and is on da way to heaven. On the way he see dat alot of ppl choose to go to hell. some who supposed to go to heaven oso wan go to hell. Hell entrance so full cannot see inside hell oso. However the man continues his journey to heaven. When he reach heaven e sees that it is empty except for a few people. after check in, the man went for a walk and found a small door to go in to hell.

As soon as he enter hell he finds that the place is 1000 times cooler and more comfortable than heaven. And oso there is no fire at all. He is amazed and and looks around. then he sees the devil and asks him "what happened to all the fire that is supposed to be here?"

The devil reply " oi u think i very rich arr. Petrol prices went up so high how am i supposed to burn fire all the time"


so those are my jokes. hope u enjoyed them.